Arrr, it be that time of year again. It's Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I was trying to figure out how to comment on the SEC banning naked short selling in Pirate, and gave up. "Arr. No selling the treasure before you've boarded the ship?" Nevermind. Just insert your own joke here.

On Wall Street, they've been talking like Pirates for years. And the Republican administration has been giving them lettres de marque against the American people.