Jack had a great report card, so we went to Chuck E. Cheese's today, and on the way home, he started riffing about who would win in a steel cage match between Good and Evil.

The good team (these are all Jack's picks) are Al Gore, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Harriet Tubman, and Abraham Lincoln. Evil would be represented by George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush, Karl Rove (substituting for Dick Cheney due to his heart condition), and Richard Nixon. Martin Luther King Jr. would be the referee, because even though he was good, he was nonviolent.

"And chairs are legal," said Jack. "I mean, you get into a steel cage match, you got to expect to be hit with a chair."

Everybody's kids say the cutest things in the world, so I try to refrain from blogging this kind of stuff. But this one just made me laugh out loud.