This post has been voluntarily removed; the spammer and I arrived at a meeting of minds.

[UPDATE 2]
But I can see you — yes you — looking at my site, thinking about where you can slip in a comment with a link to your client. I can see in my search logs, which I check. I can follow your IP address as you surf around old stories. And then, I see you stop on this page. And you stop for a second, and wonder.

Wonder no more. I will find your comment, and it will be deleted.