iPhone buzz roundup

iPhoneWith the launch of the iPhone just a week away, New York Magazine has a lengthy profile of Apple CEO Steve Jobs that is well worth reading, even if you're not a raving fanboy like me. The spine of the story is whether Jobs's vision can really launch Apple into yet another area of consumer electronics, as the faithful hope.

Apple's competitors, by contrast, find the prospect of the iPhone terrifying. "The entire fucking Western world hopes that it's a case of imperial overstretch," says the CEO of one of the planet's largest communications companies. "But everybody is quietly saying, er, what if people want to buy a $500 phone? What if, er, people have been waiting for a device that does all these things? What if this thing works as advertised? I mean, my God, what then?"New York Magazine, Steve Jobs in a Box

Coming on the heels of a recent cover story by The Economist, this is certainly a high-visibility, high-stakes time for Apple.

And here's the marquee line from an op-ed in Forbes about why the iPhone is so desirable, analyzing a survey that showed features far outpaced the Apple name as a significant buying criterion:

"A brand is neither a goal nor a means, but a result of consistent delivery against a differentiating, relevant benefit. [...]What sets the iPhone apart is its unique design and the promise of new features and a new standard in usability. Those features better work — and wow — because a brand, even one with Apple's vaunted reputation, won't carry the day by itself."Forbes, iPhone: It's the Features, Stupid!

And despite the best efforts of the IT consultants at the Gartner Group (the folks Fortune 500 CIOs go to for advice on how not to screw up) which this week advised keeping iPhones out of the enterprise, MacWorld is pretty clear that the iPhone will sneak in nonetheless:

"The reality is that no matter how hard IT administrators try, the iPhone will be snapped up by their employees — and not just the average Joes either. The device is a status symbol that will likely be snapped up by business leaders as the digital technorati. Try telling your CEO the iPhone doesn’t play well with your IT systems." — MacWorld, Analysts miss the point on the iPhone

Widely reported on the 'Net: ATT Wireless stores will close for two hours prior to the 6pm sale time next Friday, and they have added as many as 2,000 staff to deal with the anticipated crunch. No product here on the Island — the Cingular store in Middletown said they wouldn't be getting them "until September," so I guess the Providence Place Mall is the best bet...


Disclaimer: I've been pure Apple since the first 128k Mac, and bought my wife a Mac Plus instead of an engagement ring. Hey, she was going to B-school. Like a diamond was going to help with Corporate Finance?

SiCKO ROCKS

Just finished watching a pirate download of Michael Moore's latest film, SiCKO, and it is an absolutely devastating critique of the US healthcare industry. I will warn you: this makes Farenheit 9/11 and Bowling for Coulumbine seem like lighthearted jabs. I have never cried watching one of his films, perhaps I'm thick-skinned, but I did this time. And I suspect you will too.

You might have heard all the hype about the visit to Cuba to get treatment for 9/11 rescue workers driven to near-poverty by lack of coverage, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. You'll hear a former insurance company medical director confess to making decisions that cost human life. Watch Americans die as hospitals argue about whether to care for them. See poor patients dumped in johnnies on skid row streets to get them out of beds. In the nation with the most advanced medical technology on earth.

Near the end, Moore sums up why the rest of the Western world manages to support universal health care: "They live in a world of we."

The film opens June 29, but you can go grab it. Links courtesy of Sheila Lennon's Subterranean Homepage News.

Portsmouth budget hearing surprisingly...unsurprising

The Portsmouth Town Council and School Committee held an open forum this evening at the Middle School to solicit citizen input on the proposed 2007-08 budget, and they heard concerns about school warrant items, transfer station user fees, the Prudence Island School closure, and Hog Island waste collection.

The meeting was held in the Middle School auditorium because of capacity concerns, but only about 70 people showed up (the Town Council chambers can actually hold twice that number). Perhaps the fact that the budget came it at the Paiva-Weed cap (5.25% on the levy, for about a 4% increase in the tax rate) accounted for the generally positive reception.

Even PCC, Inc. President Larry Fitzmorris was complimentary. After a bizarre opening, where he called the budget "a moveable feast," (huh?) he settled down. "This budget is a good budget," he said. "We in the PCC like this budget."

There was a presentation by the Prudence Island Working Committee reviewing some of the options they had considered for keeping their school open (convert it to a charter or magnet, university partnership, split into a separate school district, corporate sponsorship, replace the teacher with a tutor) but they acknowledged that it would be difficult to implement any of these before September.

Among those who spoke supporting PI, Cheshire Kathy Melvin had to get up and grill Dick Carpender on the same question about why the proposed savings in January for closing the school were only 35K. He has answered this question at several meetings: As Dr. Lusi said tonight, it was because in January, they couldn't shift bell times at Melville, and would have had to tuition the students to Bristol at a cost of $13K each.

Council President Dennis Canario stressed again the need to be fair to the Prudence Islanders. "When these folks moved there, there was a school." The Council and School Committee clearly continue to agonize over this, and RIDE has yet to weigh in, so this one may go extra innings.

When it came time to talk about user fees for the transfer station, PCC, Inc. Newsletter editor Joe Robicheau (I'm being very polite to all their officers, aren't I?) gamely trotted out the chestnut of user fees being "nothing more than a disguise for a trash tax." He wanted to know, "What will happen to the $500K collected for solid waste?"

Town Administrator Bob Driscoll patiently explained the fee-for-service model, and why towns that have tax caps have to look for alternative funding mechanisms for non-required services. "Right now," said Driscoll, "People who have curbside pickup subsidize those who don't."

But Robicheau wasn't satisfied. "Clearly it's the Town Administration that's getting the relief."

"Not sure what you mean," said Driscoll.

"The purpose of the Paiva-Weed bill was to provide tax relief for the people."

In Portsmouth, Driscoll said, "You have a government committed to providing services to this town. It's about time some of us showed some pride in this town. You want a service, you have to pay for it." (He got applause for that.)

PCC, Inc. Legal Defense Fund Chair Forrest Golden (Okay, now I'm fawning.) congratulated the Council on their budget, and said that he had some "ideas on cost reduction" but would follow up with the Council separately, since it would take too much time. I would make a Fermat's Last Theorem joke, but I'm playing nice.

Vernon Gorton, in a classy move, urged the Council to rethink the devastating cuts to social service funding. He reminded them of what they — or future Councils — will face when going to other towns on regional issues. What we are telling them now, he said, is "When the going gets tough, we circle the wagons and abandon our commitments."

Then came the most contentious issue of the night: the school warrants. According to the current numbers, the town could fund these $700K in warrants for school technology (which includes computers, software, and textbooks) and building improvements for as little as $18K. SOS leader Matt Daily had a hard time understanding why we would throw away all that spending capability for the schools just to save $18K "What could be more short sighted?" he asked.

One Portsmouth resident, Emily Copeland, described visiting the elementary school library and discovering that the encyclopedia was from 1978. "It's not a luxury for kids to know that the Cold War is over," she said.

Kristin McClintock asked the logical question: If the court, in the Caruolo decision identified a minimum legal funding, how could cutting the $700K not produce an illegal budget?

"I get to respond as the architect of this disaster," said Driscoll. When he prepared the initial budget, there were still residual funds in the Tech and Building warrant accounts. Dr. Lusi amplified that the Town would not have had the list of purchase orders that already existed, encumbering the funds on the school side. The actual number left in the tech warrant, for example, is now just $367.

Rose Muller, the new Director of IT for the schools, described the impact of not having the tech money. A dozen database systems on the admin side need licensing and maintenance (health records, attendance, grading) not to mention the licenses for student workstation software. "If we don't invest in technology, in the 21st century, we're doing a tremendous disservice to our students."

Several folks from Hog Island voiced their concerns about the solid waste disposal issues there, and urged the Council to restore money to that program.

Canario wrapped up the surprisingly subdued meeting at just about 9 pm. "We have a few days to let what you said sink in," he promised the attendees, "I can assure you as a Council we will do our very best," and he urged everyone to come back on Monday night for the final discussion and vote. Festivities begin at Town Hall at 5:30.

Save Our Schools urges action at Wednesday Council meeting

The Save Our Schools (SOS) folks sent out an e-mail this morning urging everyone who cares about appropriate funding for education to show up at the Town Council budget hearing Wednesday night. If you've been following the news, you saw that the General Assembly likely has the votes to level-fund education in the next budget, a cut of 3% from what Governor Carcieri proposed. Making sure our schools have the funds at the local level is absolutely critical. Here's the note from SOS:

Please Forward This E-mail To All School Supporters

If you receive this e-mail from someone other than info@sosportsmouth.org and you would like to receive future updates, please send mail to that address with the word "subscribe" in the subject line.

Town Budget Meeting

This Wednesday, June 20, at 7:00 in the Portsmouth Middle School Auditorium, the Town Council and School Committee will hold the public forum on the proposed 2007-2008 town budget. It is very important that school supporters be present, as the anti-school faction within the town has been hard at work behind the scenes again this year. Be prepared to speak in support of the school budget and to advocate that the school warrants be restored to the town budget. We can expect that voices supporting further cuts will be organized and present. Don't let them be the only voices heard by the council.

Please pass this message on to every Portsmouth resident you know who supports the schools and let's try to have as many school supporters come to the budget hearing as possible.

The State Of the Budget

The school committee presented to the Town Council a budget that stayed within the tax cap. This was accomplished in large part by closing the Prudence Island School, moving the fifth grade to the elementary schools, and moving the school administration into the middle school. In addition, the school committee made it clear that this budget relied heavily upon the $700,000 in warrant items that have been available as part of the school revenues for many years, and that denial of these funds would break the budget. These funds cost the town only $80,000 in next years budget.

However, the town council, led by Dennis Canario, Karen Gleason, Peter McIntyre, and Huck Little voted to reduce the budget of the schools beyond the reductions at the tent meeting and the Caruolo action by denying these vital funds. This reduction in funds could very well force the School Committee into another Caruolo action.

Budget hearing this week -- be there for the schools (update)

The Portsmouth Town Council will hold a public hearing on the proposed 2007-2008 budget this Wednesday, June 20th at 7pm in the Portsmouth Middle School on Jepson Lane. You can get the agenda here. You can pick up a hard copy of the budget at Town Hall, since there have been significant changes since the Town Administrator's proposed version posted on the Town web site.

As has been widely reported, the Town has cut funding for the Portsmouth School Department building and technology warrants, which means an unrecoverable $700K gap. Unless at least part of this is restored, the school will have to shut down their computer network because they will not be able to pay for existing licensed software. We need to show up and advocate for a solution that restores this funding, or at least a reasonable compromise such as that proposed by School Finance Subcommittee chair Dick Carpender to split the warrants between the school and Town budgets.

Also, as I've reported, there are some on the Town Council (I'm looking at YOU when I say that, Ms. Gleason) who have advocated further cuts to the School Department. Without a strong showing by school supporters, similar proposals could easily resurface. If you have a kid in elementary school, this is of particular interest to you, since Gleason's proposal was based on cutting a school nurse, librarian, and guidance counselor.

I try not to cry wolf about showing up at a particular meeting, but this public hearing — and the Town Council's budget workshop — really are critical steps in the budget process. I know there were a lot of people who voiced regrets after the fact last year, when we ended up wasting a whole lot of time and energy on a Caruolo action because of unsustainable cuts to the School budget. This is everyone's opportunity to be heard up front.

Really hope to see you there both nights. Please pass this info on to anyone who cares about the schools.

UPDATE: The Town Council budget "workshop" originally scheduled for this Thursday June 21st at 7:00 p.m. has been postponed to June 25th at 5:30 p.m.

Happy Father's Day

Eileen down the road in RI Twelfth has a breathtakingly beautiful post about things she learned from her Dad today, so you should go read it. Trust me. Go. Now.

DadMy dad emigrated from Ireland when he was a teenager in the 1920s, and took whatever jobs he could find to bring his brother, sister, and parents over. He washed dishes, cooked, got a job as a trolley motorman when New York's streets were still criss-crossed with light rail and learned to climb up the side of the car and poke the contact back onto the high-tension wire overhead with a long wooden pole. When the buses took over, he didn't make the transition; he never had the chance for more than an elementary education, and tests and regulations had no interest for him. He spent the rest of his working life as a Teamster, Local 804, loading packages onto trucks at a UPS sorting center in downtown Brooklyn.

The most important lesson I learned from him — probably the only lesson he ever explicitly tried to teach me — came from a Sunday-morning candy store heart-to-heart over pretzel sticks and orange drink, and it was this: Don't ever be ashamed of anything you have to do to take care of your family. He delivered it with an intensity I had never seen before, and even as a teenager, I realized it was not just words, that he had lived it. Moved from a cottage in Donegal to a strange foreign city and worked like a dog to bring his family together. Got his brother and sister on their feet in America, and took care of his parents until they died. Then he did whatever it took to put food on the table, working overtime so my mom could take five years off from her job after I was born. She made a lot more than he did, but we got by.

Like many Irish Catholic fathers, he was never the most demonstrative, uncomfortable with words and displays of affection. Not until after he died, unexpectedly, of a heart attack while I was away at college, did I learn the story behind the picture he kept in my parents' bedroom. It was a photo-booth image of me, taken on some long-forgotten boardwalk, a printout from the early days of computer graphics, a 10x10 headshot made up of ASCII characters, the way computers represented images in the days before lasers or even dot-matrix. He framed that picture and put it up near the window where he used to sit. All through college, I would come home on a break and notice that picture getting more and more smudged, the ink on the face becoming smeared, letters blurring into a gray wash. I would notice, and shrug, and assume it was steam from the radiator or something.

It wasn't steam, of course. He was kissing it every night before he went to bed.

My mom told me years later. The profound Irishness of it still takes my breath away. And I still have that picture, on our porch, and it reminds me of him, reminds me of what it means to be a father and to love, across the desperate gulf of the generations, children who will in some ways forever remain a mystery to us. To do whatever is required, without question or complaint. And to never be ashamed of anything you need to do to keep them safe, and healthy, and happy.

To all you fathers out there, my congratulations and thanks for all you do. There may be only one day a year when the smudged image starts to life, and smiles, and hugs you back, whether in the flesh or in memory. Celebrate the day.

Portsmouth Wind Workshop tours Abbey Turbine

PEDC presentationAbout 20 residents gathered at Portsmouth Abbey today for a discussion of proposed Portsmouth Wind energy initiatives and a tour of the school's wind turbine. The workshop, the third one this week, was conducted by the Portsmouth Economic Development Committee as input for a potential bond issue on the November ballot.

"This is part of the feasibility study," said EDC Chair Rich Taplisky. "We want you to feel that you're really informed." He noted that there had been lots of good questions at all the workshops, and that everything would be added to the growing FAQ at the Web site for the initiative, PortsmouthRIenergy.com.

The session kicked off with a series of walk-around stations with information about wind energy where participants could chat informally and ask questions, then Gary Gump, who leads the Sustainable Energy subcommittee, did a brief PowerPoint presentation. The potential savings are significant, said Gump. Portsmouth uses about 4M kwh of electricity a year, which costs the town about $580K. Of that, the schools represent the largest chunk, almost two-thirds, costing $360K/year. Based on preliminary estimates — and part of the feasibility work is being done by a consultant to refine the numbers — a turbine sited at the Middle or High School could potentially offset the majority of the building's electricity neeed, with a small surplus left over to sell back to the grid. (The apparent contradiction of meeting "most" of the need while having a surplus is due to the fact that peak generation times do not completely overlap with consumption patterns at the school. The wind doesn't pick up until after 10am.)

The upfront cost of installation would be paid through an already approved zero-interest bond, and the finance charges would be paid for from electricity savings, so there would be zero impact on the town budget. And once the turbine was paid off — in about 11 years — the rest of its 25-year-lifespan would bring in about $150K/year for the town. "Over two million in total value over its 25-year lifetime," said Gump, noting that there would be options for refurbishing the equipment at that time to take advantage of the tower infrastructure.

An additional source of revenue that will be factored in are "renewable energy certificates," which clean energy producers (like wind turbines) receive, and which they can then sell to coal- and gas-fired plants to offset their carbon footprint. Brother Joseph, of the Abbey, said that they had received over $65K in revenue from certificates this year.

During the Q&A, one participant asked about issues with folks in the neighborhood, and Brother Joseph said that a key ingredient in their success had been early and frequent communication. "You need to go door to door," said Brother Joseph, noting that he had done this before the installation, a few weeks after, and then after a year. "The responses around here are extremely positive," he said, while admitting that there were a few issues with noise, flicker from the blades at low sun angles, and the red airplane beacons.

Brother Joseph then led the group on a tour of the turbine, opening up the door at the base to reveal an astoundingly simple control panel. A narrow rebar-rung ladder runs up one wall, but although Brother Joseph said he had been up there a couple of times, the actual control could be done remotely from his computer. Brother Joseph demonstrates

The wind began to pick up just as the tour was over, but even standing directly underneath it, the sound — while audible — was not unpleasant. It really was striking how compact the installation is, essentially the ground footprint is about a fifteen-foot-diameter concrete pad, and because of the height of the rotor, you could site it fairly close to other active areas. You could walk right up to it, and not really notice, until you look up and see these 75-foot-long blades whirling overhead.

"We were going to put it next to the playing field," joked Brother Joseph, describing the potential disorienting impact on visiting teams. "We figured when it started up, it would give us a tremendous home court advantage."

Now featured in the ProJo

Thrilled to report that hard deadlines is now listed on the community links page of the Providence Journal's Portsmouth news page.

While the ProJo's Portsmouth reporter Gina Macris usually beats me in posting the writeups of Town meetings, I have never cheated and looked at her excellent coverage before mine goes live. But you can. And should. She rocks.

And while you're on the ProJo site, be sure to check out Sheila Lennon's blog, Subterranean Homepage News. She runs a cool, eclectic mix of stuff, was an early blogger here in RI, and is still going strong.

Wind Energy Workshops Thursday, Saturday

The Town of Portsmouth Economic Development Committee Sustainable Energy Subcommittee is gathering information for a study on the feasibility of constructing wind turbines at either or both the Portsmouth High School and Middle School.

To provide information to citizens, public workshops are being held Thursday June 14 at 4 PM and again at 6:30 PM and on Saturday June 16 at 9 AM. The workshops will be at the Portsmouth Abbey Administration Building "Winter Garden."

The workshop will have an informational presentation and allow time for the public to interact with the committee to voice their concerns and ask questions about the project.

The workshop is free and refreshments will be served. As a bonus, tours of the Portsmouth Abbey wind turbine will be available after the Saturday workshop from 1030 to 11 AM. For more information, visit PortsmouthRIenergy.com or e-mail the committee .

I'm there on Saturday for sure — I really want to see that turbine up close. Yay, renewable energy! (The answer, as the sage once said, is blowin' in the wind...)

Portsmouth moratorium on big box may miss Target

Overflow crown outside Town HallThe Portsmouth Town Council chambers were packed with opponents of big-box retail tonight, a standing-room-only crowd that spilled out into the parking lot, where some of the nearly 200 attendees had to huddle around the windows to follow the discussion. While the Council voted 6-1 (Karen Gleason opposed) on the wording of a motion effecting an emergency moratorium on large-scale retail, the concern was that it may already be too late. Although the Council had not yet seen documentation, Target's lawyer had apparently filed their application this afternoon.

"Because they have filed," said Councilor Bill West, "Any moratorium will not affect Target. At this point in time, they are exempt." The only possible exception, said Town Solicitor Kevin Gavin, would be if their application was not "substantially complete," and that determination would take some time.

This was exactly what the anti-sprawl group Preserve Portsmouth had been working to avoid. Their lawyer, Mark Liberati opened the discussion by pressing the Council, "Too often, residents ask to close the barn door after the horse has left," he said, urging them to act to "stop the flood of applications before zoning changes could be made."

Assistant Planner Gary Crosby briefed the Council on the work he, Town Planner Bob Gilstein, Town Admin Bob Driscoll, and Town Counsel Kevin Gavin had been doing for the past two weeks, developing potential language for a moratorium that would pass legal muster.

"Our state has no controlling authority for a moratorium," he said, "Other than the police powers of the zoning enabling act." And going that route, he said, would require amending the zoning act, which requires public notice and hearing. "In the best possible world, it would take 6 weeks."

This was clearly not what the 140 people in the room and the 50+ crowded around the screens outside wanted to hear.

"There is another way," he continued. "It might be possible to enact an emergency moratorium based on the Town Council's concern for public health and safety risk." There was discussion from the council about the level of legal risk from applicants, and in the end, the proposal emerged to have two overlapping moratoriums: the first, emergency moratorium would go into effect immediately and allow the process of advertising and formalizing the second through amendment to the zoning ordinance.

Tailguner Gleason, rising to the occasion, started out strong. "It does have to do with public safety. Traffic. It's only common sense it's going to get worse. I'm a rural guy. If it's not Target, it's going to be McDonalds in no time. I'm willing to take the risk," she said. "I'm ready to make a motion..."

The room burst into spontaneous applause. I very clearly heard somebody behind me say, "She's got my vote next year." And then, for Ms. Gleason, it began to drift.

"I would caution this Council," said President Dennis Canario, who tonight, as always, was trying to be scrupulously even-handed. "The wording needs to be specific. We don't want to hurt boating or the marina. We have to be careful."

Fortunately, Crosby's team had done their homework, and discussed language they had formulated about square footage, zoning district (commercial, light industrial, Town Center) and parcels fronting on the Traffic Safety district (East Main, West Main, and other arteries).

Attorney Vern Gorton, representing the O'Neill properties, added his concerns. "If you have a ban on commercial development, that's us. Weaver Cover in Melville is very commercial." He urged the Council to "act strategically — perhaps even surgically — to ensure that what you view as inappropriate development is all that you ban."

He got big applause for that, which should have been a clue for Gleason, but when she got the floor back, she went in the opposite direction. "I'm concerned about development in general," she said. "Not just about Target. I caution what this motion may be. McDonalds. Other large retail. Open up your eyes — development is not necessarily the greatest thing."

President Canario tried to give the folks from Preserve Portsmouth a chance to speak, and they did so eloquently. Conni Harding, the group's leader, reminded the Council that "we have a town that's still worth fighting for, or there wouldn't be 300 people showing up."

Redwood Farms resident Rita Spero urged the Council to think of the 130 school children, some of whom would be crossing an ever-more-dangerous West Main Road. John Silvia added, referring to Middletown, "You drive down West Main Road down there, and the horses are all out of the barn. You have a chance to protect a vital community." Werner Lowell asked the Council to think of the local businesses that would be casualties, "we don't need another mega-center on an island not much bigger than Iwo Jima."

Kathy Melvin had to get in a dig at the Council, saying that rezoning "should have been done before," and noted that "We have 1930s roads trying to cope with 20th Century traffic." (Maybe someone should explain to Kathy how "centuries" work, since the 1930s were actually *in* the 20th century, but I digress...)

Director of Business Development Bill Clarke was understandably tentative when he took the podium. "I don't want to become the least popular guy in town," he began, but he reminded the Council of the importance of commercial development, and also of the property rights of people who owned some of the larger parcels a moratorium would impact. "These people have been paying taxes, thinking that they could develop 25% of their property, and now we might be telling them it would only be 9 or 10%."

Despite all the warnings, Gleason seemed intent on leaping into the minefield. "I asked you to keep an open mind before. I move we propose an emergency moratorium on all commercial development, including chain stores, restaurants, until such time as officials research what's right for our town."

There was a weird, tense beat. I could see Vern Gorton begin scribbling furiously on his legal pad.

Councilor Len Katzman immediately moved to amend. "I appreciate that we want to be comprehensive, but a complete ban is a substantial burden," he said. "A mom-and-pop won't be able to open for the summer." He tried to add in the Crosby language.

"My motion keeps Target and the like out of our town," whined Gleason. "Mr. Katzman's allows Target to come in." Canario asked Katzman to explain his motion, and he did, stressing that while nothing might end up keeping out Target, the language would prevent other big boxes while allowing small retail.

"You would allow McDonalds?" said Gleason.

"Yes," replied Katzman, "Under 55-thousand square feet. The community is not representing to me that they are concerned with that."

"Do you want McDonalds?" said Gleason.

"I think it's quite clear," Canario tried to interject.

"You don't care about McDonalds!" Gleason was not to be denied.

"We're not going to get into yes or no McDonalds," Canario tried to bring the discussion back on track, but Tailgunner was still yammering. "Mrs. Gleason," he said, "I AM TALKING!"

In the end, Katzman's motion included the language Crosby's team had proposed, a moratorium on retail 55K square feet or more, in the target zones, with timeframes and instruction to Driscoll and Gavin to start the zoning process.

And Gleason voted against it. Maybe she just doesn't like McDonalds, or maybe it was because she felt it slipping away. By the end, the people behind me who had been saying they were going to vote for her were muttering significantly darker things. If she had just shut up and gone along, she would have been a hero tonight, as it was, she came off as the one member of the Town Council who voted against the language of the moratorium. To be fair, I think she did vote in favor of her own original motion, but by that point, people were streaming out; it was like the last five seconds of a Pats game when they're ahead by 12.

And then, the actual Town Council meeting began. There were still 56 people there when it kicked off at almost 9 pm as the Council got their bi-weekly update from Mike Schrader of Woodard & Curran on the progress of the wastewater facility plan.

There was some good news in savings from Blue Cross for both the Town and School (both are part of a bulk East Bay purchasing group) but some bad news from the General Assembly in the form of flat funding for education instead of the 3% in the Governor's original budget.

In yet another installment of the school Performance Audit saga, the Council discussed how they might fund it, and deferred discussion until the budget hearing. But Gleason, who has been spearheading the issue all along, took this opportunity to remind the Council that they had already awarded a contract, prior to the Caruolo action, when it was supposed to be funded out of the settlement.

"I move that we rescind the contract to Parmalee..." said Gleason.

"Second," said Katzman.

"I'm not done," said Gleason.

"You knew it couldn't be that quick, Lenny," said Canario. The Council was clearly getting punchy by this point.

"Rescind the contract to Parmelee, Poirer..." Gleason continued.

"Second," piped Seveney. Eventually she got through it. And they voted to rescind.

There was a long, convoluted, and ultimately fruitless discussion about borrowing; the idea was floating a bond to create a trust fund to keep the Prudence Island School open. It gave Paul Marshall, of the Prudence Island Working Committee the opportunity to take the podium and threaten to create their own school district, "to make sure that the money that comes off the island goes back there." He asked the Council to cut $1.3M out of the School budget and spend it on Prudence. Even Dennis Canario, who has always been a strong supporter, was incredulous.

"So you're going to have kids going to school in Escalades and Cadillacs?" he asked.

"I think we should ask Paul Marshall for his committee's ideas," said Gleason. She should know about this stuff. She was on the School Committee, you know.

Some people who have not been on the school committee thought this sounded like a bad idea. "The Elmhurst area pays more in taxes than the Hathaway district," said MaryAnn Raymo. "Should Elmhurst get more money than Hathaway?"

And Matt Daly, who shares Raymo's lack of school committee experience, "I find it odd to have a district where there are more people on the school committee than in the schools."

By now, it was 9:45; on any sane night, everyone would be on their way home. But there was a bond proposal for open space to chew on. Town Admin Bob Driscoll asked the Council to approve putting a $4M bond on the November ballot, a combination of $2M for open space, and the rest for Glen Farm renovations and recreation. There was discussion of separating the bonds, and of course, Karen Gleason had some concerns.

"It seems very vague. A lot of money. A lot of borrowing." She wanted specifics on the $2M. "We need an independent auditing firm to give us some new ideas. We need to get some professional help." (Was that the royal "we?" Ms. Gleason and I may have found some common ground.)

Fortunately, Ted Clement, the Executive Director of the Aquidneck Land Trust had stuck around for the whole night, and he was able to wade in.

"Karen Gleason does not fully appreciate the situation the town is in. In 2006, Aquidneck Island lost 130 acres of open space to development, 100 in Portsmouth." He was calm, rational, very much in command of the facts, and had the advantage of not having slogged through the rest of the agenda. "You've got to recognize that the epicenter for development on the island is this town. The window is closing quickly. Development is occurring right now."

Councilor Peter McIntyre wanted everyone to know that he was a supporter of open space, but he had some concerns about the process. "All decisions on land purchases are made in executive session. What I have a problem with is, is it all buildable?"

"The Town has a process," said Clement. "There's a form, it goes to the open space committee, ultimately to the Council. You're competing with developers, and are allowed by law to discuss it in executive session; it levels the playing field with the developers."

"There are issues," reiterated McIntyre. "Maybe I'm the only one that advances them."

"The issue," said Clement, "Is will we allow the voters to decide what the future of this town is going to look like."

The motion to separate the bonds failed, 4-3, with McIntyre, Little, and Gleason in the minority.

Gleason had to have one more whack at the $2M. "There's not enough info here."

"Two million?" Asked Clement, noting that they had spent years looking at land. "Portsmouth has 1,000 acres of open space that would easily cost in excess of 2M."

"But is there a guarantee," Gleason wanted to know, that the land would stay open space. (Has she, like, heard of the Aquidneck Land Trust?)

"If you're looking for perpetuity," said Clement, "A permanent conservation easement is as good as it gets, you can see the Rhode Island General Laws."

By a vote of 4-to-3, with McIntyre, Little, and Gleason opposed, the motion to put the bond to the voters in November passed, and the meeting adjourned at 10:22.

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