Code: Bushco... the virtual Judge Aelito
Okay, to tell you the truth, I haven't really thought through the metaphysics of this.
I mean, is Chuck Schumer X.A.N.A.? Or would that be Harry Reid?
Anyway, I just thought I'd try seeing the world as a huge Republican virtual reality, with Bush and his valiant gang (hmm. Dick Cheney is Jim, surely, and perhaps Karl Rove is Odd...) trying to bring poor Aelito to earth and defeating the evil supercomputer that's trying to thwart them...