According to an AP squib in the ProJo newsblog, embattled Rep. Dan Gordon (R-71) has begun writing an autobiography and has finished "about a dozen 'rough' pages that chronicle his childhood, education and entry into military service."

Over on Portsmouth Patch, some wags have already begun suggesting titles.

I'll refrain from piling on, but have to note that this reminds me of deadpan comedian Steven Wright's classic bit: "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."