Okay, anybody can accidentally shoot their friend in the face. But we're entitled to more than patent nonsense about why our Vice President dribbled the news out in a local paper. From the Brit Hume "interview"...

"The Corpus Christi Caller-Times is just as valid a news outlet as The New York Times"
            — Via the Corpus Christi Caller-Times
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Yeah, right. Could it be because their website is literally red, white, and blue?